Saint Janet

Saint Janet

Janet Turner is a bad mom. She hardly sees her grown children Zach and Rachel. Then Rachel gets a frantic call from her mother’s bank, explaining that Janet is cashing out her accounts because “God […]

Black Christmas

Black Christmas

“A Terrifying Genre Masterpiece.” – Dave Alexander, Rue Morgue The college town of Bedford is receiving an unwelcome guest this Christmas. As the residents of sorority house Pi Kappa Sigma prepare for the festive season, […]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Cave Man

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Cave Man

Joel and the Bots sit through two shorts, one about water skiing and the other about a strange man who terrorizes wildlife in the Florida Everglades. In Teenage Cave Man (1958), a rebellious cave boy […]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Being From Another Planet (aka Time Walker)

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Being From Another Planet (aka Time Walker)

Joel and the Bots watch a re-edited version of Time Walker (1982) called “Being From Another Planet” in which a mummy awakened by a university team goes on a killing spree. The Mads are awfully […]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell

A hero on a quest to gather magical stones battles an evil sorcerer and learns the benefits of a potato diet in Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (1988). Tom and Crow put on a […]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: War of the Colossal Beast

Mystery Science Theater 3000: War of the Colossal Beast

Joel and the Bots watch the classic short Mr. B Natural (1957) in which an androgynous person named Mr. B. Natural teaches a geeky middle schooler to play a musical instrument. Moving on to War […]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Viking Women Vs. The Sea Serpent

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Viking Women Vs. The Sea Serpent

The crew watch an education short about the wonders a home economics major can do for young women in The Home Economics Story (1951). In The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to […]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Undead

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Undead

A woman gets hypnotized back into her Dark Age’d past life while Tom takes a crack at being an observer.

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The She-Creature

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The She-Creature

Pearl and Bobo plot their escape from the Observers’ planet while the SOL crew is subjected to a dark, dreary tale of hypnotism, murder, and chesty amphibians.